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What if your mom was an idiot and your dad was a moron, what would you be then? ' he yells, and jumps off the side of the mountain.
' "Then," Janie smiled, 'I'd be a Vikings fan.' 4 Football Fans A Redskins fan, an Eagles fan, a Packers fan, and a Bears fan are climbing a mountain and arguing about who loves his team more. Not to be outdone, the Eagles fan shouts, 'This is for the Eagles! The Bears fan is next to profess his love for his team.
Q: Why are Brett Favre Jersey sales figures misleading? A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
A: Most of the sales are by Packers fans looking to burn it! Q: What do the Vikings and the mailman have in common? Q: What do the Minnesota Vikings and possums have in common?
Packers Fan On the first day of school a first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Vikings fan.
She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Vikings fans.
After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.
\ After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the Child Welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Minnesota Vikings, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.
According to a new poll 91 percent of people are satisfied with their lives. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible.
The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her.
When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him.
' 'I am a Packers fan, and proud of it,' Janie replied. " "Well," said the teacher in a obviously annoyed tone, 'that is no reason for you to be a Packers fan.
You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time.