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What it is: The premise of Pikinis is as simple as it is skeevy: It searches your Facebook network for photos of girls in bathing suits and serves them up to you for your hog cranking pleasure.

" But online, no rules also means people can be rude and crude, dozens of matches never lead to conversations, and conversations often don't lead to dates. And there are lots of rules: Every user can swipe left or right through Tinder-esque profiles, but once a match is established, female users have 24 hours to send an initial message to her matches.

Once she says hello, the countdown clock disappears.

The i Phone app version also allows you to select "down to hang" if you're not quite ready to bang yet.

I believe that is what used to be called "dating" in medieval times. It's a great idea for accomplishing one thing: sussing out which of your friends are secretly into you.

Unfortunately, Facebook has yet to create a privacy level setting for friends-but-not-ones-who-want-to-masturbate-to-my-photos.

What it is: A girls-only app where you rate your guy friends to warn their potential dates if they're a nice guy or a scoundrel. A good idea, but it takes foreeeeever to fill out the detailed information on each guy, and with such a small sample size, the chances you're going to actually find the dirt on the particular guy you want is small.

Lulu signs you up for its weekly dating-advice newsletter, which hints that the app is part of a larger plan for a female-oriented, young-people sex and dating advice empire.

What it is: An app version of the classic sock on the doorknob to warn your roommate you're makin' whoopee.

You add your roommates to your notification list, and when the moment arises, you select a time a time between one minute (ouch) to one and a half hours (yeah, right) for how long their sexile needs to last. This is pretty much only useful if you're in college and share a room with someone.

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    According to You Gov, almost a third of all marriages that started online in the UK started on Match - but their appeal is very broad.